I don't have to do anything I don't want to
Hi. I'm Cate and I'm 18. I'm a big kid now.
Hi. I'm Cate and I'm 18. I'm a big kid now.

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

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gotitforcheap:

craig chill out man

the-amity-infection

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the other day, my 5 year old niece asked my sister why jesus didn’t just grab his cell phone and call the police

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itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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squided:

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

all of nebraska, arkansas, kansas, missouri, iowa, and illinois

the-amity-infection

nonbinarydragon:

genitalgabbers:

again-for-the-first-time:

feelingravityspull:

the-fletcher-memorial-home:

Fe Maiden

Pb Zeppelin

Freddie Hg 

i really wanted to add to this but all the good jokes Ar

This post is pure Au

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jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

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thefutureauthor:

*whispers* Mulan, Merida, and Rapunzel didn’t have men saving them

*regular voice* Lilo and Nani’s sisterly love for each other was a big point in their movie

*slightly aggravated voice* Enchanted questioned marrying a man you hardly know

*shouting* FROZEN ISN’T THE FIRST MOVIE TO HAVE THESE POINTS

(via im-not-nor-mal)

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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me sitting at the bus stop for 30 seconds: where the bus

tyleroakley:

kaeho:

Mulan - One Woman Show

YOU BROUGHT HONOR TO US ALL.

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the-benja-canada:

Family photo from this week at our cottage! (X)